"Who moved my Jägermeister??"
"I have to go to Kaufland...."
"Why?? You already went there today!"
"Yeah, but I forgot to buy water and tomorrow is Sunday!"
She didn't even buy it with Kohlensäure.....
This was said by two Americans who were on the bus drinking a presumably alcoholic beverage from a cup with an American flag on it:
"I'm just saying that lemons are already sweet..."
"I think you mean oranges!"
"No, lemons!"
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