My waitress the first time I tried to drink alcohol back in Amiland

Woops

When I think of Germany...

I feel like the squid in this comic.

Why I love Germany

Culcha Candela.  Must more be said?

Before any of you crazies sent me more anti-Multi-Kulti mail think about this:  No Multi Kulti, no Döner or Culcha Candela.  Yeah.  I thought so...

Blog Note

I just want to point out that if you google "Mit dem Zweiten" on American google, we are the first hit!  Woooo!  Thank you readers (for we know you are legion)!!!

When Deutscher BFF said that he always sleeps with his windows closed

Deutsche BFFin and I were just like

This is the guy who dramatically improved my life by routinely reinforcing my favorite German stereotypes... and he doesn't need frische Luft to sleep at night??  As if my world hasn't been crumbling enough.